You Bring Out the Worst In Your Mother

Happy Mother's Day!!! Hope you and your maternal figure are as functional as this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpNKFq3L900


"The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness"...

Joan Crawford: Did you scrub the bathroom floor today? DID YOU?

Christina Crawford: Yes, Mommie.

Joan Crawford: Yes, Mommie what?

Christina Crawford: Yes, Mommie Dearest.

Joan Crawford: When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it.

-Mommie Dearest

               "Oh PUH-LEASE, everything I've said about you can be covered up with make up and a lie about a thyroid problem!"

-Lucielle Bluth from Arrested Development

"Do you think life is all sunshine, singing and colors when you grow up? I should say not. You are bad. You are spoiled rotten. You better learn quick."

-Hattie, the mother of Sybil

I am bad, I am spoiled rotten, I kinda hate you but I will buy you flowers once a year.